Dear PD party,

You are a nothing party! While you may have weaselled your way into a position of power after the last election, you are still, and will forever be, a nothing party!


Yours etc
Shitty Bill

Dear Mary Harney,

Bit of advice; lay off the God damn cheeseburgers. Pleasantly plump you are not, grotesquely obese…well maybe not quite…but hell woman slow down, we’re not on the moon yet!

Yours etc
Shitty Bill

Dear Twenty Major,

You're still a cunt!

Yours etc
Shitty Bill